You Need Some Help

You Need Some Help (A Just the Way You Are Parody)

Oh her thighs, her thighs,
Make Oprah look like she ain't eating
Her stare, her stare
Kills cute squirrels without her trying

She's so freaking weird
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I tell her the truth
She'll just stab me

And it's so, it's so
Sad to think she won't believe me

But every time she tells me to go away
I say

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help

Her nails, her nails
Look like she hit them with her machete
Her laugh, her laugh
She laughs when she thinks I'm a weakling

She's so freaking weird
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
I really wish you would change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then you better bathe

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help

You need some help
You need some help
Girl you're revolting
And you need some help

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help