Senior Citizen

Senior Citizen (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel like your skin just sags

Drifting through the wind

A senior citizen

Do you ever feel, feel so old and thin

Like your Uncle Sam

One blow from falling in

Do you ever feel already dead and gone

In the ground you scream

But no one really cares a bit

Do you know that there's still a chance for you

Cause there's some life in you

You just gotta go see all your

Grandchildren

Just see all us

like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

You don't have to feel like a pasty face

You've got some hard candy, in your purple purse

If you only knew what the future holds

After a poopy mess comes a chocolate bar

Maybe you're reason why the computer's broke

Is cause it just wasn't made for you

Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow

If you try to upload your photo

You just gotta go see all your

Grandchildren

Just see all us

Like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

Oh crap you hit  Foof, Foof, Foof

And now there's nothing we can do

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

He Was Drawn That Way

He Was Drawn That Way (A Born This Way Parody)

If doesn't matter if you love chi or capital P-C-C

It puts its paws up

'Cause it's a freaking mixbreed baby.

My mama told me when I was young

I really have problems

She went crazy and put me in a room

But it was locked of course

There's nothin' wrong with loving Poo Chi Chi

She said, 'Cause you have a weird mind, babe

So draw on lined paper and you'll go far

Listen to me when I say

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way, drawn that way!

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be

Just look at him and laugh with friends,

Middle School, have fun with youth

In some drawings of the weird Chaser

He just is himself within the blue

Bein' different doesn't cost a fee

Believe capital P-C-C

He loves his life, he loves PB and

Él ama su vida

 

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Whether your nice or just real mean,

You're black, white, beige, Inca descent

You're Lebanese, You're DeGeneres

Whether life's disabilities

Left you bored, bullied, or teased

Rejoice and love PCC today

'Cause baby he was born this way

No matter J, Kate, or Fergi

Lebanese, or Ellen addicted

He's on the right track baby

He was born to survive

No matter black, white, or beige

Inca or Oprah made

He's on the right track baby

He was born this way

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?

 How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?

23!

1. Chocolate
2. Strawberry
3. Vanilla
4. Mint Chocolate Chip
5. Chocolate Chip
6. Sherbet
7. Coffee
8. Birthday Cake
9. Rum
10. Dutch Chocolate
11. German Chocolate
12. Rocky Road
13. Cookie Dough
14. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
15. Peanut Butter and Chocolate
16. Almond
17. Jamoca
18. Cheesecake
19. Banana Nut
20. Fudge Brownie
21. Neapolitan
22. French Vanilla
23. Chocolate Marshmallow

Gnomeo and Juliet



Gnomeo and Juliet (A Love Story Parody)

We were both young when I first saw you,

I rub my eyes,

And I start to wonder,

Is that your beard?

Or is it just some llama hair?

See the blonde,

See the gray streaks you comb down,

See you make your way through the crowd,

And say hello, little did I know

That you were Gnomeo, you were getting your beard done,

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

And I was crying on the staircase,

Begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to comb it,

we keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew,

So close your eyes,

That pesky gray ferret will be gone soon

Cause you were Gnomeo, I was trying to fix you

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

But I needed to fix that beard

I was begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

Gnomeo save me, they're tryin to tell me how to comb

This job is difficult, but you need it

Don't be afraid, I'll get you out of that mess

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you would ever let me cut it

My faith in you was fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Gnomeo, that beard's really got to go

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my head? I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a comb

And said, cut it off Juliet

I'm getting tired of it too

I need you, and that's all I really know

I talked to your dad, he said it was all right

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh,

Oh, oh,

Cause we were both young when I first saw you...

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

1. Build snow forts and have a snowball fight. Be sure to include the whole family.
2. Build a snow man. Be sure to give him some clothes to keep him warm! But not too warm!
3. Play a board game with your family. A good example would be Monopoly or Clue.
4. Watch a good movie with your family.
5. Read a book! Some good choices would be (for teens) The Hunger Games or the Gone series!
6. Get on Facebook! Be sure to talk to plenty of friends!
7. Go sledding with your family! If you can't get anywhere, just slide around on the ice or on snow drifts.
8. Play video games!
9. Watch some shows on TV or catch up on your DVR.
10. Make a fire and drink some hot chocolate. There's nothing better than being comfortable!

Firework Parody

Cold Snow Day (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel just so exhausted,
Driving all the way, wanting to go to bed?
Do you ever feel, feel like this is dumb
Like a unicorn, with a kidney stolen?

Do you ever hate all the stupid work?
Six feet of all of work, but no one seems to care a bit
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?

'Cause there's a prediction

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

You don't have to feel, like you have no life
There's some snow today, and its comin' thick
If you only knew, how many days you'll miss
After a big project, comes a blizzard

Maybe the reason why all the forecasts stink
So you could wait for one when you need it most
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow,
And when it's time you know

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

January 30, 2011!!!

Okay, picking up poop in the back yard is not near as much fun as you might think. I was in the living room of my house, watching American Idol episodes that we had recorded, and then my dad told me to walk around out back with a bag and shovel to pick up dog poop. Sounds awesome, huh? WRONG! Yeah, you're way off. I had to wear gloves and a hoodie and it took a long time. I had to find the newest, smelliest pieces and then my dad would bury them by our fence so the neighbor's dog won't dig into our yard. You must be really weird if you're still reading this. I had SOME fun though. I got better at using a hammer because I put up some planks on our fence. Plus, I hammered a pole into the ground. I hit my dad's hand once though. Oops!

Anyway, hasta la vista mi amigos y amigas! Tienes una dia buena!