Monday, April 11, 2011

Senior Citizen

Senior Citizen (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel like your skin just sags
Drifting through the wind
A senior citizen

Do you ever feel, feel so old and thin
Like your Uncle Sam
One blow from falling in

Do you ever feel already dead and gone
In the ground you scream
But no one really cares a bit

Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's some life in you

You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

You don't have to feel like a pasty face
You've got some hard candy, in your purple purse
If you only knew what the future holds
After a poopy mess comes a chocolate bar

Maybe you're reason why the computer's broke
Is cause it just wasn't made for you
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
If you try to upload your photo

You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
Like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Oh crap you hit  Foof, Foof, Foof
And now there's nothing we can do

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

Sunday, April 10, 2011

He Was Drawn That Way

He Was Drawn That Way (A Born This Way Parody)

If doesn't matter if you love chi or capital P-C-C
It puts its paws up
'Cause it's a freaking mixbreed baby.

My mama told me when I was young
I really have problems
She went crazy and put me in a room
But it was locked of course

There's nothin' wrong with loving Poo Chi Chi
She said, 'Cause you have a weird mind, babe
So draw on lined paper and you'll go far
Listen to me when I say

Poo Chi Chi's amazing
'Cause Poodles make no mistakes
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs
His pointy ears and his friend
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way, drawn that way!

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
Baby, he was drawn that way,
Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen
Don't be a nag, just be a teen
Don't be a nag, just be a teen
Don't be

Just look at him and laugh with friends,
Middle School, have fun with youth
In some drawings of the weird Chaser
He just is himself within the blue

Bein' different doesn't cost a fee
Believe capital P-C-C
He loves his life, he loves PB and
√Čl ama su vida
 

Poo Chi Chi's amazing
'Cause Poodles make no mistakes
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs
His pointy ears and his friend
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
Baby, he was drawn that way,
Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen
Whether your nice or just real mean,
You're black, white, beige, Inca descent
You're Lebanese, You're DeGeneres

Whether life's disabilities
Left you bored, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love PCC today
'Cause baby he was born this way

No matter J, Kate, or Fergi
Lebanese, or Ellen addicted
He's on the right track baby
He was born to survive

No matter black, white, or beige
Inca or Oprah made
He's on the right track baby
He was born this way

Poo Chi Chi's amazing
'Cause Poodles make no mistakes
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs
His pointy ears and his friend
He's on the right track baby,
He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
Baby, he was drawn that way,
Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way
He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!




Tuesday, February 8, 2011

How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?

 How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?
23!

  1. Chocolate
  2. Strawberry
  3. Vanilla
  4. Mint Chocolate Chip
  5. Chocolate Chip
  6. Sherbet
  7. Coffee
  8. Birthday Cake
  9. Rum
  10. Dutch Chocolate
  11. German Chocolate
  12. Rocky Road
  13. Cookie Dough
  14. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
  15. Peanut Butter and Chocolate
  16. Almond
  17. Jamoca
  18. Cheesecake
  19. Banana Nut
  20. Fudge Brownie
  21. Neapolitan
  22. French Vanilla
  23. Chocolate Marshmallow

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Gnomeo and Juliet


Gnomeo and Juliet (A Love Story Parody)

We were both young when I first saw you,
I rub my eyes,
And I start to wonder,
Is that your beard?
Or is it just some llama hair?

See the blonde,
See the gray streaks you comb down,
See you make your way through the crowd,
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Gnomeo, you were getting your beard done,
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase,
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb
It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,
You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist
It's a love story, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to comb it,
we keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew,
So close your eyes,
That pesky gray ferret will be gone soon

Cause you were Gnomeo, I was trying to fix you
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But I needed to fix that beard
I was begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb
It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,
You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist
It's a love story, baby just say yes

Gnomeo save me, they're tryin to tell me how to comb
This job is difficult, but you need it
Don't be afraid, I'll get you out of that mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever let me cut it
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Gnomeo, that beard's really got to go
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a comb

And said, cut it off Juliet
I'm getting tired of it too
I need you, and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, he said it was all right
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh,
Oh, oh,
Cause we were both young when I first saw you...

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

  1. Build snow forts and have a snowball fight. Be sure to include the whole family.
  2. Build a snow man. Be sure to give him some clothes to keep him warm! But not too warm!
  3. Play a board game with your family. A good example would be Monopoly or Clue.
  4. Watch a good movie with your family.
  5. Read a book! Some good choices would be (for teens) The Hunger Games or the Gone series!
  6. Get on Facebook! Be sure to talk to plenty of friends!
  7. Go sledding with your family! If you can't get anywhere, just slide around on the ice or on snow drifts.
  8. Play video games!
  9. Watch some shows on TV or catch up on your DVR.
  10. Make a fire and drink some hot chocolate. There's nothing better than being comfortable!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Firework Parody

Cold Snow Day (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel just so exhausted,
Driving all the way, wanting to go to bed?
Do you ever feel, feel like this is dumb
Like a unicorn, with a kidney stolen?

Do you ever hate all the stupid work?
Six feet of all of work, but no one seems to care a bit
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a prediction

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

You don't have to feel, like you have no life
There's some snow today, and its comin' thick
If you only knew, how many days you'll miss
After a big project, comes a blizzard

Maybe the reason why all the forecasts stink
So you could wait for one when you need it most
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow,
And when it's time you know

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

Sunday, January 30, 2011

January 30, 2011!!!

Okay, picking up poop in the back yard is not near as much fun as you might think. I was in the living room of my house, watching American Idol episodes that we had recorded, and then my dad told me to walk around out back with a bag and shovel to pick up dog poop. Sounds awesome, huh? WRONG! Yeah, you're way off. I had to wear gloves and a hoodie and it took a long time. I had to find the newest, smelliest pieces and then my dad would bury them by our fence so the neighbor's dog won't dig into our yard. You must be really weird if you're still reading this. I had SOME fun though. I got better at using a hammer because I put up some planks on our fence. Plus, I hammered a pole into the ground. I hit my dad's hand once though. Oops!

Anyway, hasta la vista mi amigos y amigas! Tienes una dia buena!