Senior Citizen

Senior Citizen (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel like your skin just sags

Drifting through the wind

A senior citizen

Do you ever feel, feel so old and thin

Like your Uncle Sam

One blow from falling in

Do you ever feel already dead and gone

In the ground you scream

But no one really cares a bit

Do you know that there's still a chance for you

Cause there's some life in you

You just gotta go see all your

Grandchildren

Just see all us

like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

You don't have to feel like a pasty face

You've got some hard candy, in your purple purse

If you only knew what the future holds

After a poopy mess comes a chocolate bar

Maybe you're reason why the computer's broke

Is cause it just wasn't made for you

Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow

If you try to upload your photo

You just gotta go see all your

Grandchildren

Just see all us

Like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

Oh crap you hit  Foof, Foof, Foof

And now there's nothing we can do

Cause baby you're a citizen

Come on, stop that saggy mess

Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"

As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen

Come on put your cane away

Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"

Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

He Was Drawn That Way

He Was Drawn That Way (A Born This Way Parody)

If doesn't matter if you love chi or capital P-C-C

It puts its paws up

'Cause it's a freaking mixbreed baby.

My mama told me when I was young

I really have problems

She went crazy and put me in a room

But it was locked of course

There's nothin' wrong with loving Poo Chi Chi

She said, 'Cause you have a weird mind, babe

So draw on lined paper and you'll go far

Listen to me when I say

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way, drawn that way!

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be

Just look at him and laugh with friends,

Middle School, have fun with youth

In some drawings of the weird Chaser

He just is himself within the blue

Bein' different doesn't cost a fee

Believe capital P-C-C

He loves his life, he loves PB and

Él ama su vida

 

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Whether your nice or just real mean,

You're black, white, beige, Inca descent

You're Lebanese, You're DeGeneres

Whether life's disabilities

Left you bored, bullied, or teased

Rejoice and love PCC today

'Cause baby he was born this way

No matter J, Kate, or Fergi

Lebanese, or Ellen addicted

He's on the right track baby

He was born to survive

No matter black, white, or beige

Inca or Oprah made

He's on the right track baby

He was born this way

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?

 How Many Ice Cream Flavors Can You Name?

23!

1. Chocolate
2. Strawberry
3. Vanilla
4. Mint Chocolate Chip
5. Chocolate Chip
6. Sherbet
7. Coffee
8. Birthday Cake
9. Rum
10. Dutch Chocolate
11. German Chocolate
12. Rocky Road
13. Cookie Dough
14. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
15. Peanut Butter and Chocolate
16. Almond
17. Jamoca
18. Cheesecake
19. Banana Nut
20. Fudge Brownie
21. Neapolitan
22. French Vanilla
23. Chocolate Marshmallow

Gnomeo and Juliet



Gnomeo and Juliet (A Love Story Parody)

We were both young when I first saw you,

I rub my eyes,

And I start to wonder,

Is that your beard?

Or is it just some llama hair?

See the blonde,

See the gray streaks you comb down,

See you make your way through the crowd,

And say hello, little did I know

That you were Gnomeo, you were getting your beard done,

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

And I was crying on the staircase,

Begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to comb it,

we keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew,

So close your eyes,

That pesky gray ferret will be gone soon

Cause you were Gnomeo, I was trying to fix you

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

But I needed to fix that beard

I was begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

Gnomeo save me, they're tryin to tell me how to comb

This job is difficult, but you need it

Don't be afraid, I'll get you out of that mess

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you would ever let me cut it

My faith in you was fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Gnomeo, that beard's really got to go

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my head? I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a comb

And said, cut it off Juliet

I'm getting tired of it too

I need you, and that's all I really know

I talked to your dad, he said it was all right

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh,

Oh, oh,

Cause we were both young when I first saw you...

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day

1. Build snow forts and have a snowball fight. Be sure to include the whole family.
2. Build a snow man. Be sure to give him some clothes to keep him warm! But not too warm!
3. Play a board game with your family. A good example would be Monopoly or Clue.
4. Watch a good movie with your family.
5. Read a book! Some good choices would be (for teens) The Hunger Games or the Gone series!
6. Get on Facebook! Be sure to talk to plenty of friends!
7. Go sledding with your family! If you can't get anywhere, just slide around on the ice or on snow drifts.
8. Play video games!
9. Watch some shows on TV or catch up on your DVR.
10. Make a fire and drink some hot chocolate. There's nothing better than being comfortable!

Firework Parody

Cold Snow Day (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel just so exhausted,
Driving all the way, wanting to go to bed?
Do you ever feel, feel like this is dumb
Like a unicorn, with a kidney stolen?

Do you ever hate all the stupid work?
Six feet of all of work, but no one seems to care a bit
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?

'Cause there's a prediction

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

You don't have to feel, like you have no life
There's some snow today, and its comin' thick
If you only knew, how many days you'll miss
After a big project, comes a blizzard

Maybe the reason why all the forecasts stink
So you could wait for one when you need it most
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow,
And when it's time you know

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

January 30, 2011!!!

Okay, picking up poop in the back yard is not near as much fun as you might think. I was in the living room of my house, watching American Idol episodes that we had recorded, and then my dad told me to walk around out back with a bag and shovel to pick up dog poop. Sounds awesome, huh? WRONG! Yeah, you're way off. I had to wear gloves and a hoodie and it took a long time. I had to find the newest, smelliest pieces and then my dad would bury them by our fence so the neighbor's dog won't dig into our yard. You must be really weird if you're still reading this. I had SOME fun though. I got better at using a hammer because I put up some planks on our fence. Plus, I hammered a pole into the ground. I hit my dad's hand once though. Oops!

Anyway, hasta la vista mi amigos y amigas! Tienes una dia buena!

January 28, 2011!!!

Today was a really fun day! In short, the topics of discussion ranged from bananas to Brady licking peanut butter from a spoon. It was really weird, but it was still awesome. Cydni, Brady, Carson, etc. and I were sitting at "our" table at lunch and Brady loves peanut butter .... yeah, he also likes scooping it up with his tongue. But, anyway, Cydni thought that was weird. I think everyone did, but she was the only one (next to me) who said anything.

After lunch I had 5th hour (Dur duh dur!) and it was really fun. We got laptops! W00T! W00T! We all had to play on Renzulli which wasn't too bad. I requested a new word put into the dictionary on this cool website. Guess what it was! Poo Chi Chi! Duhhh! It was awesome. I hope it gets the approvalness of the peoples. Did that made sense? Oh well!

So, Brady was a crazy person all day. I have an Academic Team Meet in the morning! I hope it is fun, but it might stink like jelly on a banana. I want to get allllllll of the questions right. Actually, I could settle for just more than Brady! That would be awesome cause he is, like, a genius or something. At least, he thinks he is. I was chosen to be team captain last Monday by an overwhelming 2 votes (3 voted). I am still trying to root out who didn't vote for me ....... I will stalk them later.

Hasta la vista mi amigos y amigas! Tienes una dia buena! Hehe. Spell check tried to say that "buena" should be spelled as "bean". Stupid spell check! Tee hee!

The Scariest Face Ever

OK, today was hilarious. It all started when I decided to make a weird face at my friend Cydni in 4th hour. I was pulling my lips in weird directions and making myself look like a beaver and a zombie and whatever. Anyway, after all of that I thought, "Hmm... why not do my Predator face?" So I did this really scary face and made a couple of girls scream. It was really funny. I did that the rest of the day and started following random people doing it. It was fun to watch them drop all of their stuff trying to get away from me. So, in last hour, Angie said that it looked like a dog's face. She is weird though. And I am completely normal. So there is the face (kind of). It got much more scarier as I practiced. Tee hee.

These Beans are My Death

These Beans are My Death (A Your Love is My Drug Parody)

Maybe I need some Gas-X
Maybe I need some meat
I got some jacked digestion
I'm feeling it in my spleen
I've looked down every aisle
I'm making those protein shakes
I'm staying up all night hoping
That this will stop for goodness sake!

When I eat too much stringy beans
My stomach aches and makes me scream
I'm all out of soap, it sure seems
I just can't get it out of me

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

Won't listen to Dr. Oz twice,
He's giving me such fake advice
But left to my own weird tests
I'm scared that this is IBS

My hind end thinks I'm crazy
My vision's getting kinda hazy
My mind is gonna be affected
If I keep it up like I'm dung-infested

When I eat too much stringy beans
My stomach aches and makes me scream
I'm all out of soap, it sure seems
I just can't get it out of me

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

I don't care what my meds say
These beans weren't worth the yummy taste
I'm gonna kill my next doctor
Because this is freaking killing me!

Hey, so I've got to run
Because I ran clean out of my Gas-X
Because my toilet paper is all gone
Are my beans my death?
My death uh my death
Uh, these beans are my death

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

Hey... Hey...
So?
These beans these beans these beans, are my death
"PLEASE COME OUT NOW!"

Jets VS Steelers

Today, instead of coming home and relaxing all day (watching TV, sleeping, playing video games) we got to go to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the Jets versus Steelers game on 3 huge flat screen TVs. The picture was awesome, and by the random shouts of fans and cheering I figured that their teams were winning. Instead of watching the game, though, I decided to play games on these weird things that look like giant calculators. They were called Playmates I think. They asked us sports and random trivia questions. It was pretty cool, but I think the best part was when I won on the "Wild Trivia" competition. W00T W00T!

I felt so smart until I realized that the only people playing in that round were me and my sister Brenna. Then I felt stupid (as usual) and waited for the next game to begin. Not W00T W00T... But I still had a lot of fun listening to angry fans yell "Get the ball!" or in a furious tone, "Pass the wings!" It was pretty amusing to listen to their angry shouts of sadness as the Steelers pulled ahead. But, right now it sounds like things are getting better. My dad just yelled "Yeah!" at the TV screen and then stuffed something quickly into his mouth. Typical football fan. I just checked out the scores online and the Steelers are still winning 24 to 10. At least that is better than the Jets having nothing, right?

So, I know this is a long blog post, but I am kind of bored and I feel like writing (typing) what happened today down because it was a really fun time. I am really glad I didn't stay home like I wanted to. So, next time your parents ask you if you want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings, don't hesitate to put on you coat, grab some antidepressants, and hustle out the door. Because it is way better than sitting on your bed, waiting for something to happen.

You Need Some Help

You Need Some Help (A Just the Way You Are Parody)

Oh her thighs, her thighs,
Make Oprah look like she ain't eating
Her stare, her stare
Kills cute squirrels without her trying

She's so freaking weird
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I tell her the truth
She'll just stab me

And it's so, it's so
Sad to think she won't believe me

But every time she tells me to go away
I say

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help

Her nails, her nails
Look like she hit them with her machete
Her laugh, her laugh
She laughs when she thinks I'm a weakling

She's so freaking weird
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
I really wish you would change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then you better bathe

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help

You need some help
You need some help
Girl you're revolting
And you need some help

When I see your face
There's a lot that I would change
Cause you're revolting
And you need some help

And as you smile,
The whole jail stops and screams for awhile
Cause girl you're revolting
And you need some help

Raise Your Glass

Raise Your Glass Parody

Right, right, stop with the bites,
We're gonna get a bruise tonight
What's the dealio?

I hate when you bite too hard
5 times hard turns the red marks blue
What the heck is wrong?

Stop that bitin', we'll be fightin'
Stop the bitin' you vampia'
Don't be vicious, just delicious
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Bite bite, so much spite
What part of romance don't you understand
Wish you'd just quit that (quit it already)

Please stop, you're not hot,
You should be banged up right on the spot
It's so on right now

Stop that bitin', we'll be fightin'
Stop the bitin' you vampia'
Don't be vicious, just delicious
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

(Oh crap my veins are empty, that sucks)

So if your Edward Cullen sucks
And you've ran all outta luck
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always
Read the books again...

So raise your... (Oh crap)
...so raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass (for me)

Poke Her Page

Poke Her Page (A Poker Face Parody)

I wanna poke em' like they do on Facebook Page
Poke em' let em' drive me crazy baby let it stay (I love it)
Luck and quick refreshin' win the war, 
And after he's been hooked I'll quit and watch him feel ignored

Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh
I'll give him lots, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh
I'll give him lots, show him what I've got

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
Ne, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page

I want a war with him, a hard game this will be,
A little poking' war is fine when it's with me (I love it)
Our poking war is gonna make you feel so stunned,
And baby, when it's war, if it ain't fast it isn't fun

Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh
I'll give him lots, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh
I'll give him lots, show him what I've got

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

I won't tell you that I poked you, you better not lose,
'Cause I'm waitin', doing nothing,
I'm not kidding, I'm just waitin' for some light from the sun

Just like a chick on Facebook Home Page
I'll poke you quick and laugh at your face,
I'll promise this, promise this
Check your page cause I'm marvelous

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

Can't poke my, can't poke my,
No, he can't poke my Facebook Page,
(She's got to be so ready)

P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
(She's got to be so ready)

P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poke her page, p-p-poke her page
(Mum mum mum mah)

The Banana Song

The Banana Song

Everbody wants a banana na,

with their juicy milk and cereal,

everybody wakes at the break of dawn,

and they all say, "Banana na!"

Everybody wants a banana na,

with their Poo Chi Chi and best friend pal,

everybody shouts in their night time dreams,

the best thing ever"Banana na!"

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Everbody wants a banana na,

with their juicy milk and cereal,

everybody wakes at the break of dawn,

and they all say, "Banana na!"

Bananaaaaaaa. Yeah.

Oh bananaaaaaaa.

Yeah.

Whoa! Whoa Whoa!

Everybody wants a banana na,

with their Poo Chi Chi and best friend pal,

everybody shouts in their night time dreams,

the best thing ever"Banana na!"

Snow Day!

Today we had a snow day! That rhymes, doesn't it? I like rhyming words. Dog, jog. Beaver, fever. Chase, race. Potato, tomato. Orange......... anyway! Yeah, we had ice all over out roads this morning so we didn't have to go to school. Yippee!!! I love snow days. Too bad I had to go outside and fix a hole in our fence this morning. Brrrrrr. It was cold. But now I'm warm and toasty inside my house. I had coffee this morning and it made me go crazzzzzzy. I am so hyper that I could eat cheese with my left foot. Hmm... that doesn't make much sense, does it? See what I mean? I'm hyper! So I decided to make a blog today. I thought it would be fun to write about my weirdness. Hold on one moment. "SHUT UP VOICES!" Ok, I'm back. So, as I was saying- "I SAID SHUT UP!" - Sorry again. I have some issues. But yeah, I decided to make a blog today. So far it is pretty cool. I like typing words. Hyperbole is a word and I just typed it. Onomatopoeia is a word and I just typed it. Oh yeah! My milkshake brings all the gnomes to the yard. Everybody wants a banana na with their juicy milk and cereal. Everybody wakes at the break of dawn and they all say "Banana na". Haha. I like that song. It is a yummy song. Well, I'm gonna go! Love you people! Talk to you later (maybe). Hopefully I get more coffee tomorrow. That would make me happy! Bye!!!