These Beans are My Death

These Beans are My Death (A Your Love is My Drug Parody)

Maybe I need some Gas-X
Maybe I need some meat
I got some jacked digestion
I'm feeling it in my spleen
I've looked down every aisle
I'm making those protein shakes
I'm staying up all night hoping
That this will stop for goodness sake!

When I eat too much stringy beans
My stomach aches and makes me scream
I'm all out of soap, it sure seems
I just can't get it out of me

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

Won't listen to Dr. Oz twice,
He's giving me such fake advice
But left to my own weird tests
I'm scared that this is IBS

My hind end thinks I'm crazy
My vision's getting kinda hazy
My mind is gonna be affected
If I keep it up like I'm dung-infested

When I eat too much stringy beans
My stomach aches and makes me scream
I'm all out of soap, it sure seems
I just can't get it out of me

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

I don't care what my meds say
These beans weren't worth the yummy taste
I'm gonna kill my next doctor
Because this is freaking killing me!

Hey, so I've got to run
Because I ran clean out of my Gas-X
Because my toilet paper is all gone
Are my beans my death?
My death uh my death
Uh, these beans are my death

Because these beans these beans these beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans
I said these beans these beans thease beans are my death
These beans these beans these beans

Hey... Hey...
So?
These beans these beans these beans, are my death
"PLEASE COME OUT NOW!"