Firework Parody

Cold Snow Day (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel just so exhausted,
Driving all the way, wanting to go to bed?
Do you ever feel, feel like this is dumb
Like a unicorn, with a kidney stolen?

Do you ever hate all the stupid work?
Six feet of all of work, but no one seems to care a bit
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?

'Cause there's a prediction

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

You don't have to feel, like you have no life
There's some snow today, and its comin' thick
If you only knew, how many days you'll miss
After a big project, comes a blizzard

Maybe the reason why all the forecasts stink
So you could wait for one when you need it most
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow,
And when it's time you know

You just gotta wait for that superintendent call
Just own the day, cause it's snowing outside

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh

'Cause baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, build a snowball fort,
Make 'em go "Ow, ow, ow!"
As you shoot at them with snow-o-o

Baby, it's a cold snow day
Come on, play Monopoly
Make 'em go "Crud, crud, crud!"
As you take up Boardwalk-walk-walk

Boom, boom, boom
You're gonna be snowed in your room, room, room
It's always been coming for you, you, you
And now it's time you let it through-ooh-ooh