Raise Your Glass

Raise Your Glass Parody

Right, right, stop with the bites,
We're gonna get a bruise tonight
What's the dealio?

I hate when you bite too hard
5 times hard turns the red marks blue
What the heck is wrong?

Stop that bitin', we'll be fightin'
Stop the bitin' you vampia'
Don't be vicious, just delicious
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Bite bite, so much spite
What part of romance don't you understand
Wish you'd just quit that (quit it already)

Please stop, you're not hot,
You should be banged up right on the spot
It's so on right now

Stop that bitin', we'll be fightin'
Stop the bitin' you vampia'
Don't be vicious, just delicious
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

(Oh crap my veins are empty, that sucks)

So if your Edward Cullen sucks
And you've ran all outta luck
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always
Read the books again...

So raise your... (Oh crap)
...so raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks

So raise your glass if you get bit
In all the wrong ways, all my vampires
We will soon all be soon all be anything but sane
And blue all over by our weird ol' freaks

Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass (for me)