He Was Drawn That Way

He Was Drawn That Way (A Born This Way Parody)

If doesn't matter if you love chi or capital P-C-C

It puts its paws up

'Cause it's a freaking mixbreed baby.

My mama told me when I was young

I really have problems

She went crazy and put me in a room

But it was locked of course

There's nothin' wrong with loving Poo Chi Chi

She said, 'Cause you have a weird mind, babe

So draw on lined paper and you'll go far

Listen to me when I say

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way, drawn that way!

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Don't be

Just look at him and laugh with friends,

Middle School, have fun with youth

In some drawings of the weird Chaser

He just is himself within the blue

Bein' different doesn't cost a fee

Believe capital P-C-C

He loves his life, he loves PB and

Él ama su vida

 

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby he was drawn that way

Don't be a nag, just be a teen

Whether your nice or just real mean,

You're black, white, beige, Inca descent

You're Lebanese, You're DeGeneres

Whether life's disabilities

Left you bored, bullied, or teased

Rejoice and love PCC today

'Cause baby he was born this way

No matter J, Kate, or Fergi

Lebanese, or Ellen addicted

He's on the right track baby

He was born to survive

No matter black, white, or beige

Inca or Oprah made

He's on the right track baby

He was born this way

Poo Chi Chi's amazing

'Cause Poodles make no mistakes

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way!

His fluffy paws and short legs

His pointy ears and his friend

He's on the right track baby,

He was drawn that way

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

Baby, he was drawn that way,

Oh there ain't no other way, baby he was drawn that way,

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!

He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!

He was drawn that way, hey!
He was drawn that way, hey!
He's on the right track baby he was drawn that way, hey!