Gnomeo and Juliet



Gnomeo and Juliet (A Love Story Parody)

We were both young when I first saw you,

I rub my eyes,

And I start to wonder,

Is that your beard?

Or is it just some llama hair?

See the blonde,

See the gray streaks you comb down,

See you make your way through the crowd,

And say hello, little did I know

That you were Gnomeo, you were getting your beard done,

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

And I was crying on the staircase,

Begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to comb it,

we keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew,

So close your eyes,

That pesky gray ferret will be gone soon

Cause you were Gnomeo, I was trying to fix you

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

But I needed to fix that beard

I was begging you please don't go, and I said

Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb

It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,

You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist

It's a love story, baby just say yes

Gnomeo save me, they're tryin to tell me how to comb

This job is difficult, but you need it

Don't be afraid, I'll get you out of that mess

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you would ever let me cut it

My faith in you was fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Gnomeo, that beard's really got to go

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my head? I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a comb

And said, cut it off Juliet

I'm getting tired of it too

I need you, and that's all I really know

I talked to your dad, he said it was all right

It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh,

Oh, oh,

Cause we were both young when I first saw you...