Monday, April 11, 2011

Senior Citizen

Senior Citizen (A Firework Parody)

Do you ever feel like your skin just sags
Drifting through the wind
A senior citizen

Do you ever feel, feel so old and thin
Like your Uncle Sam
One blow from falling in

Do you ever feel already dead and gone
In the ground you scream
But no one really cares a bit

Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's some life in you

You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

You don't have to feel like a pasty face
You've got some hard candy, in your purple purse
If you only knew what the future holds
After a poopy mess comes a chocolate bar

Maybe you're reason why the computer's broke
Is cause it just wasn't made for you
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
If you try to upload your photo

You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
Like your life's on the line

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Oh crap you hit  Foof, Foof, Foof
And now there's nothing we can do

Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds

Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom

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