Senior Citizen (A Firework Parody)
Do you ever feel like your skin just sags
Drifting through the wind
A senior citizen
Do you ever feel, feel so old and thin
Like your Uncle Sam
One blow from falling in
Do you ever feel already dead and gone
In the ground you scream
But no one really cares a bit
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's some life in you
You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
like your life's on the line
Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds
Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow
You don't have to feel like a pasty face
You've got some hard candy, in your purple purse
If you only knew what the future holds
After a poopy mess comes a chocolate bar
Maybe you're reason why the computer's broke
Is cause it just wasn't made for you
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
If you try to upload your photo
You just gotta go see all your
Grandchildren
Just see all us
Like your life's on the line
Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds
Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Oh crap you hit Foof, Foof, Foof
And now there's nothing we can do
Cause baby you're a citizen
Come on, stop that saggy mess
Make em go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
As you lose so many pou-ou-ounds
Baby you're a citizen
Come on put your cane away
Make em go, "Sha, Nay, Nay"
Cause your gangstar no-ow-ow-ow
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Please don't drive that car, grand- boom, boom, boom
