Gnomeo and Juliet (A Love Story Parody)
We were both young when I first saw you,
I rub my eyes,
And I start to wonder,
Is that your beard?
Or is it just some llama hair?
See the blonde,
See the gray streaks you comb down,
See you make your way through the crowd,
And say hello, little did I know
That you were Gnomeo, you were getting your beard done,
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase,
Begging you please don't go, and I said
Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb
It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,
You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist
It's a love story, baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to comb it,
we keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew,
So close your eyes,
That pesky gray ferret will be gone soon
Cause you were Gnomeo, I was trying to fix you
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But I needed to fix that beard
I was begging you please don't go, and I said
Gnomeo let me fix your strange beard with my comb
It's not easy, but I'll do it for our love,
You'll be the gnome, and I'll be the stylist
It's a love story, baby just say yes
Gnomeo save me, they're tryin to tell me how to comb
This job is difficult, but you need it
Don't be afraid, I'll get you out of that mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever let me cut it
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
Gnomeo, that beard's really got to go
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a comb
And said, cut it off Juliet
I'm getting tired of it too
I need you, and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, he said it was all right
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh,
Oh, oh,
Cause we were both young when I first saw you...
